Chickens, Lobsters, and Cucumbers...All Things That Have 10 Legs

Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild

2008-11-14T06:50:32Z

Field mice always sleep facing northwest. Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Female hyenas have penises. Let's face it, nature is weird. What's the strangest thing you know about the animal kingdom?

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A whale penis is called a dork and the blue whales dork is 13+ feet long.

jerrocain @ 2008-11-04T23:58:00

2008-11-05T05:01:32Z

You guys are fucking stupid.

At least I know I'm surrounded by more than just idiots.

Hey Everyone

2008-08-02T08:23:22Z

Hey everyone and all those that still read LJ. Few and far between.

I've been getting into politics a bit more than I think I should and I'd like to know seriously what people think. I don't want any hardcore debates or even softcore ones. I just wanna know people's opinion.

Like, what is that you like about Obama/Mccain?
What are your views on Immigration
-how about drilling for oil?
-socialized healthcare
-taxes (for the rich and poor)
What do you guys/girls think about our government?
-do you think it's too big?
-would you like more government spending?
*on what?
What do you think about Conservatives? Liberals?

And it's too late in the evening for me to think of anymore. But you all get the idea. I'm really interested in everybody's opinion. I hope you will answer and actually spend some time on this. As I read more and more, each day goes by that I really think I'm more conservative than I am liberal and it's upsetting me cause I don't think of myself as conservative but I definitely don't agree with most of the views liberals have.

Again, I promise no debates, I'll delete comments if somebody debates, myself included. I just wanna know. And again, I hope somebody actually does comment on this!

Whole Lotta Trains Lately

2008-05-31T01:21:11Z

So, I was aboard the Get Rid of Hilary Express early on. When it finally met it's last stop with Obama basically winning the primaries, after getting passed the "passing out" and the "Change for America", I am now quickly jumping on board the "Get Rid of Obama Express". I hate to say it, but, I may have to vote Republican again just due to the factor that Obama will probably bring a lot of destruction to this country.

I <3 Huckabee

2008-02-06T22:05:11Z

Georgia for the Fairtax!!!

Oh, and yes, I am alive people. XD

Delving a bit into politics.

WOOT

2007-10-25T06:40:56Z

So, been playing since summer of 04 Got a 75 job finally winter of 06. Finally got a end game shell not even 4 days ago named Pinnacle. I dig it ueberstylez. The 3 weeks of trial-membership though is gonna kill me. Do all this hardcore whm'in for 'em for 3 long weeks only to realize that I'm not good enough will be very pissy. Granted, I am good enough, so, I'm not too worried, but, back of the mind...back of the mind.

lol, did a Jailer the other day. All non chalant style pop him and I'm like...wtf. Get a few deaths here and there and all that drops is an axe that not even a bst would want to use. lame

jerrocain @ 2007-09-21T16:52:00

2007-09-21T20:55:26Z

Well, I fucked up big time

I lost my transcript from Reeths Puffer and now there isn't enough time to make the deadline and apply to Georgia State.

Maybe I really am doomed. My mother really did fuck me on this one. She did everything for me. Never learned how to do anything for myself. And I'm paying for it now. I have to wait another 6 months before I can even try to get in.

I'm sorry mom
I'm sorry Greg
I'm sorry Hayley for letting you all down
I'm sorry dad

DRAGONCON + Blue Ocean

2007-09-09T03:05:44Z

Dragoncon did kick ass like it does every year. Already waiting for DC08 XD

Just got done watching Blue Ocean, the same people who brought us Planet Earth. They were able to dive down 2+miles into the deep and show the creatures down there. It's just amazing. If anybody still reads LJ and reads this, I suggest checking it out at least once. Same with Planet Earth. But, yeah.

jerrocain @ 2007-08-27T11:29:00

2007-08-27T18:35:57Z

Again, I reiterate

People
Are
Idiots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Mrs. Teen South Carolina, 3rd Runner Up

And as it has been previously stated before

"She did answer the question semi-correctly; you just have to read in between the lines
Lack of education, lack of education, lack of education

No Subject

2007-08-25T21:00:43Z

Dear Livejournal,

People
Are
Idiots

Thank you,
Greg

Chuck Norris Doesn't Give Out Autographs CHUCK NORRIS GIVES OUT MOTHERFUCKIN ROUND HOUSE KICKS!!!!!!

2007-08-07T18:54:36Z

Quick update since le' birthday.

Simpsons movie rocks!

Moved out of apartment, officially staying at Hayley's house

Applying to Georgia State for the winter semester

Um, massive hang out with Caleb, Rob, Anna, Dani, and Phil a couple of times. Nizzy

Sarah Schimpke is preggers! HA!

Laci Fredrickson is preggers

Jaime Pendell (Dan) is preggers (with twins)

Harry Potter is dead

I'm evil

No matter how hard I try, I can't get drunk. And by that I mean, I can't drink alcohol.

Allday is the effing MAN

Lvl 59 Nin on FFXI (Remember when I was a 55 whm a year ago? ^^)

I'm bored. Somebody come entertain me!

Happy Birthday Bitches

2007-07-17T08:45:26Z

22 and counting.

4chan = teh LOLerz

2007-07-09T17:59:03Z

I love the geeky nerdom of 4chan. Nothing gets me harder than a bunch of nerdy kids speaking in internet tongue.

No, seriously, I love it. ^_^

jerrocain @ 2007-04-08T22:51:00

2007-04-09T02:54:01Z

I can't take today. I've broken more times today than I can remember throughout my whole entire life. I want it to go away and her to come back.

It's kinda spooky

2007-03-31T16:44:29Z

With everything that has happened, for the past 3 days I've had two crows staying around my house. I wouldn't be superstitious about this but I checked on the ground where they hang out. There is nothing I see that would make them want to stay around.

jerrocain @ 2007-02-26T07:54:00

2007-02-26T13:01:07Z

Oh for anyone who cares

DEATHKLOK FUCKING ROX!!!!!!!

p.s. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!!! FROM THE HILLS OF DUNCAN!?!!

jerrocain @ 2007-01-07T18:34:00

2007-01-07T23:36:03Z

I just wanna state that I was a little overconcerned.

My mom is fine.

After they started flushing out her kidney's, the began to work wonderfully once again

Biggest beef is she didn't want anybody to tell me. I hate that she wants to keep shit from me.

Hey Everyone

2007-01-02T02:08:32Z

Everyone on the livejournal community: Hello. I hope everyone had great holidays and I wish everybody a prosperous New Year.
Rock & Roll ladies.

jerrocain @ 2006-12-15T17:46:00

2006-12-15T22:46:51Z

So jesus, I haven't been on my computer in a fucking month! A whole month!!

Merry Christmas everone and a belated Thanksgiving.

Next Time on DragonBall Z ^^

2006-11-06T17:45:30Z

So, yeah, I watched Gohan turn Super Saijin 1 & 2 on Youtube. Those damn Japanese know how to build intensity. That's for sure. I knew what was going to happen and I still was like, "SON OF A BITCH" everytime the episode ended or when they procrastinated.

I always loved, ln a side note, how they portrayed Gohan going SSJ2. They have him calm, eyes wide open with a dove flying through his eyes and then the background goes black. A red line shoots in the background through his head across the screen and bam, he snaps and turns SSJ2 ^^ Talk about progression though. I took Gokou 80+ episodes to turn SSJ1 and it took Gokou 20 Episodes to go SSJ and SSJ2. SSJ1 is 147 and SSJ2 is 159. So, even better, 12 episodes.

Anywho, my doctor sucks down here. I want Tramadol, a non-narcotic pain killer and my insurance company, the doctor, and Walgreens are being bitches about it. The only thing I have left is Naproxen, which I can feel burning my throat as I swallow. I'll be happy when I can get to the pain clinic and see if they can do something. I'm sick and tired of taking pills, having to worry about my activies for the day and whether or not I can go through with them. I don't understand how people can dictate how you feel. I'll take pills if it means my back feeling better. I'd like to sleep longer than 3 hour without a pill. I'd like to go 7 hours without having to be around them.

Fuck it. ><
I'll stop my bitching.

jerrocain @ 2006-11-01T03:54:00

2006-11-01T08:54:38Z

I took, orally, an Adderall today.

I'm bouncing off the god damn walls.

I can't stop.

I just realized today

It's been

3 months since booze
3 months since a cig
5 months since coke
3 months since pot (I smoked it one last time for a final hurray while my mom was gone, I liked it for 5 minutes, then I got paranoid again)
Before that 2 years
Morphine/Oxycotton/Methadome 4 months
Vicodin.......well, I have a prescription to it, but, I've gone 2 weeks without it and then I went a week without it.
.....yeah....I'm addicted.....but, you give me a reason to not take it, a.k.a. You get my back feeling better, I'd love to lower my tolerance for it.
Um.....I only did LSD and Shrooms once.
Never E or Heroine
Um.....yeah. That's about it.

I am proud of myself. The drunk used to happen at least every week. The morphine's used to happen every week, the cig's too, along with coke. So, I'm happy

And Dj and Dan think that Bellacino's is an easy job. HA Try Gamestop. I pulled out the vacuum today after we closed. My manager patted me on the back, said, "Man, you're a hard worker" and told me to put it away. I was like, "But the Floor! It's dirty!! Please, let me clean it! Please" "No dude, it's cool". "O.O O

jerrocain @ 2006-10-30T12:43:00

2006-10-30T17:43:47Z

ZOMG! My LJ Icon has been upgraded from Incredibly Tough to Impossible to Gauge!!!

PIMP IT!!

jerrocain @ 2006-10-11T12:54:00

2006-10-11T17:00:21Z

I just watched a stupid video from DragonCon2006

I had very little fun this year due to unknown reasons (or back pain)

But, just the essence of DragonCon makes me wish, hope, and dream for it

DragonCon2007 is a year away. I can't wait!

More Drunk will ensue.

Happy memories begotten

I've pleaded this one before, but, if any of you even remotely have an interest in the world of the "geek" then DragonCon will completely destroy your world while buttfucking you. That's the intentacy of this place. People come at night that don't do anything but party because of how cool of a party this is. So, if you even remotely have an interest in "Star Wars/Trek", D&D, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer(gay), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Adult Swim, or anything alone that lines, DragonCon2007 will have more than enough stuff going on to please you! Oh, and of course, there is the drinking!

TheOneRing.net is always at DC, Adult Swim headquarters is right down the road, over 100hours of D&Ding going on in the rooms, Buffy panels galore, Harry Potter debates and panels like whoa, and of course, they have the typical, "How to speak Klingon 101" and "Elvaan 101" One of these years, I'm gonna do that.

Anyway, main point

_____COME________TO________DRAGONCON_______2007_________EVERYONE!!

DragonCon2007 will be even bigger.

jerrocain @ 2006-10-09T11:09:00

2006-10-09T15:11:44Z

Level 75 White Mage (Finally)
With Devotion and Martyr!!!!!!
ZM15, CoP 2-3, Rank 7

That's the important stuff

I also have a job interview with Gamestop!!!!! W00T!

I'm so gonna tell him my address

1337 Pwn Blvd
Urass, Ga
30080

jerrocain @ 2006-09-28T15:21:00

2006-09-28T19:22:01Z

So, whoops.

I found a new person on LJ. I typed in Cyklon 5 in Google (the gas they used to kill 6 million Jews). I'm reading "Mother Night", by Kurt Vonnegut and of course, sir Vonnegut ceases to amaze me. And most of the stuff in the book, such as the characters are fictional, but, there factual stuff is still amazing and the ideas are too true. But anyway, found this LJ user on Google and I left a post in German talking about how I'm reading "Mother Night" and their LJ was completely in German. Then I reread my post only to realize that OMG< my user pic is of this hot chick with Nazi written all over it!

I had to leave a double post explaining that I hate Nazi, but', big titted women are my thing instead.

If you read this post mysterious LJ user, please forgive me. I love Germany with my whole heart, but, I will not excuse them or forgive them, but, instead, remember in aweful awe of what they did.